Good for the goose
reportedly ordered hordes of police officers to rid the streets of Mbabane of a
certain South African Sunday paper.
Contained within the folds of the newspaper
was a salacious scandal about one of the king’s wives: a 23-year-old Soweto man
was boasting about his affair with the queen; how they spent a week-and-a-half
locked in a hotel room naked, eating strawberries and yoghurt off each other’s
bodies and making love up to six times a day.
had sold out by midday.
The king is said to have been so enraged that he stormed
out of his own birthday party, which coincided with the country’s independence
water coolers alike.
The queen is rumoured to have been banished to some
godforsaken place to live out the rest of her life in shame.
I think the place
is called Sandton.
lady Nompumelelo Ntuli Zuma needs to pay her a visit for some much-needed
The past three days could not have been easy for President Jacob Zuma’s
The flood unleashed by a mystery letter to the media about her
alleged affair with bodyguard Phinda Thomo (now deceased) and the questionable
paternity of her unborn baby is enough to make even the most hardcore sista run
for the hills.
battle that is sure to follow.
When City Press online broke the story nationally
after a report appeared in the regional isiZulu-language newspaper Ilanga, the
response from the public was interesting, to say the least.
thumbs-up for “sticking it to the man”.
The next one quoted the Whitney Houston
song, I Learned From the Best.
Within half an hour a lot more women were
cheering and hailing the first lady, though the jury is still out on the
veracity of the claims of infidelity.
think this is just another Zuma sex scandal – one which seems to permanently
hang over the president and which is now spreading its shadow over his
“Men today do not value what they have at home, and if you do not give your wife
the respect she deserves, she is going to look for it elsewhere.”
practice of polygamy to suit his own selfish needs.
He flies the culture flag
when he has to defend cheating on his spouse(s) and having children out of
This is probably why so many women – and some men – have come out in
defence of the first lady. What is sauce for the goose is sauce for the
that Zuma cannot possibly be the father of MaNtuli’s baby because “he has not
been visiting her” for a while.
There is a saying in isiXhosa: “Umfundisi ulindwa ngeculo.”
it means the congregation awaits the pastor with a hymn.
The first lady may just
have been excercising her right to her hymn book.
into her husband’s busy schedule, I think her alleged rebellion was a tad
She went into this matrimonial nightmare with her eyes wide open and
should have known the gold rings would not stop with her.
Zuma is a polygamist
and is going to use that to acquire as many wives as a sheik’s harem.
can’t go into fits of rage when her playa wants to play.
To have the baby as a pawn in this sex chess game is sad, and MaNtuli
should have been less selfish in her desperate need for her husband’s
the veil off the Zulu Brady Bunch bull.
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