Chester Missing: The long walk to Woolworths
Top Billing covered the controversial Gupta wedding. Then again, even if Satan and Hendrik Verwoerd got married, Top Billing would cover it … as long as the devil wears Prada.
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A trust fund called Zuma
Freedom Day was on a Saturday, which is just plain dof. It’s like getting your own couch as a birthday present. It was like a fake Freedom Day.
The great SA soap opera
The Mandelas are fighting over money, Margaret Thatcher is dead, the ANC Youth League’s leadership has been replaced by puppets and Trevor Manuel thinks we should stop blaming apartheid.
Land of contradictions
In South Africa, we don’t need “Earth Hour” to switch off the lights. We have Eskom to do that for us.
It’s not a pope, it’s a Putco bus
Black smoke, black smoke, black smoke. It’s not a pope, it’s a Putco bus.
State of the nation, one word at a time
If this state of the nation address were any more boring, Generations would use it as a script. Our president isn’t exactly a speed reader.
Money drives Mzansi
Now they have puppets in newspapers because puppets and journalists are very much alike. Anything is possible, comrades.
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